WHY DOES YOUR FLASHLIGHT SMELL LIKE SHIT?

This week we welcome back to the show, celebrity guest, co host of The Rabbit Hole Radio Show, MATT RUD, and catch up with him. We discuss the stupidity that was, "The People" that worked on our house before we bought it, and the crazy shit buried in our yard. Then, Eddie tells the stories about the ROAD RAGE INCIDENT that he was involved in this week, and how Angel's boyfriend Josh drove Eddie into the dirt, Linebacker Style at the family 4th of july. Then, surprise guest, Danielle joins us for a few AITA, and CONFESSION stories, guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back!

Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:26

Hello everyone, and welcome to Vulgar Banter. My name is Eddie, and this is Angel. Hi guys. I almost just died, fell off the fucking chair, my keyboard flung over backwards and I tried to get it and I almost just died.

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Knock a whole bunch of shit over.

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Alright, anyways, today we have a guest.

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Yeah, we do.

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Matthew.

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Say hi.

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You can speak, dude.

unknown 0:54

Say hi.

SPEAKER_05 0:55

Hello, everyone. I'm still kind of getting over the thought of almost losing you over there. There almost was no episode, actually.

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It's gone.

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That was fun. My head was replaced with my foot when it came flying up in the air.

SPEAKER_05 1:14

It was a good ride. It was a good ride. No, uh, yeah, thanks for having me. Thanks for allowing me to invite myself onto your show. Well, thank you for coming out.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Thanks for coming on our show despite the said competition.

SPEAKER_05 1:27

Yeah, Ryan didn't want to come. He said, fuck those guys. Fuck them. They're trying to run us out of business. So yeah, something about I don't do that with competition, blah, blah, blah. Trying to steal his audience.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So.

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Saboteurs.

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Unfortunately, I was able to put it to the side and say, yeah, I would love to come out.

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Well, and this is actually like the anniversary of our show.

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It is.

SPEAKER_07 1:52

Two years ago, almost to the day. What was the date on it when I was July 20 something is when it came out.

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But we recorded it a little bit.

SPEAKER_07 2:01

We recorded it the weekend after the 4th of July weekend. That's Sunday. Oh, really? 4th of July weekend.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Yep. We had just come back from a 4th of July trip. That was very eventful. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_07 2:11

I remember now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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And you were our first guest on our first.

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And then you came back on our one year anniversary.

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I have m- I think I have like an eternal clock with you guys. I think so.

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And now here's another one.

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Yeah.

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And it was just my birthday yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

Yeah. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_07 2:30

Happy birthday, Eddie. So Matt Matt came with gifts. Gifts. He brought he brought buds.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

He gave me a weed drink already.

SPEAKER_07 2:38

Allegedly. He brought booze. It's legal, dude. Allegedly. Allegedly. It's allegedly.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

He also allegedly brought booze.

SPEAKER_05 2:48

Yes. Allegedly.

unknown 2:49

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

I don't know. Prohibition. Who knows? Bourbon.

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Who knows?

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Yeah. So happy birthday and thank you for watching. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. So we're going to smoke this.

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I'm going to open a drink.

SPEAKER_07 3:02

I rocketed that first one down real fast.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

Yeah, I drank my weed drink. Now I'm having an alcohol drink. And then I'm going to have a weed drink after.

SPEAKER_05 3:10

That sounds very scheduled and regimened.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

I'm trying something new. Your body's your temple. Yeah.

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Here, do this.

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Do this too.

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Do this. In remembrance of me.

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Oh, yeah, that tastes like alcohol.

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Yeah, do. This is my body. Give it to you.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Woo!

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Alright. So.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

So what's up? What's been happening?

SPEAKER_07 3:43

Yeah, how's how you been doing?

SPEAKER_05 3:45

Uh me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

Well, yeah, you're our fucking guest.

SPEAKER_05 3:50

That's fair. Uh been pretty good. Been busy. Um, you know. A lot of running with the children. I Vic for a living. Oh, we all do that.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

I drive kids around for a living. That's what sucks up all your time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:07

Uh no, yeah. The kids are uh kids are busy, busy, busy.

SPEAKER_07 4:11

Um And you you go like out of state and shit for their stuff too, right? You were just out of you were just out of town?

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Just got back on Tuesday.

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From where?

SPEAKER_05 4:22

Uh Virginia Beach. Dance Nationals was in Virginia Beach this year.

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Dance Dance Revolution.

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Pretty much. Uh my oldest son, Samuel. He's a competitive dancer. And he's damned good at it.

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He gets I'm getting better every day.

SPEAKER_07 4:47

I say that like I've seen him dance. I I have no idea how dance.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

I've never seen him dance. For all you know, he could be really bad. Right.

SPEAKER_07 4:55

I just assume that they don't send you to these things.

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And he's just a really supportive dad.

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You can do it, buddy.

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You got it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 5:05

Um yeah, no, he is um he's very good.

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Rather talented.

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His um uh performing is very good. Knows how to tell a story. Oh. You know, like the whole the whole kit and caboodle with it. He's not just up there doing the doing the wiggling around.

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He's actually got something to say with going through the motion. Oh he melts really good and stuff.

SPEAKER_05 5:33

Is that a dancer? You know, when they you know you know when no one dancers like oh melt and yeah, they do that really.

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When they melt, he melts really good.

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I think I'm getting this like twist. You are I've been I've been watching that like.

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He's getting double hits.

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Allegedly.

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Allegedly. I'm gonna pass a couple to you guys after this. Um yeah, so we just got back. We just got back from Virginia Beach. Well nobody calls me chicken. Sorry, Dame Calling doesn't work on me.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Name calling doesn't work on me, actually.

SPEAKER_05 6:13

So um yeah. And then uh my other kid plays soccer and USA Cup starts this week.

SPEAKER_07 6:24

Ooh, I'll bet you that's gonna be very little driving, right?

SPEAKER_05 6:28

It's just Blaine at the big complex there. That's it. But that place gets fucking insanely packed. Insanely packed. Yeah, that I know. So traffic always blows over there.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Oh yeah. But I actually think I've been to that. I've been to exactly where you're going with your son, because Josh's brother used to do soccer. Well, and I believe you have to fucking insane.

SPEAKER_07 6:52

I believe you have cousins that have played over there before.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Uh yeah, but I was too young to remember that. Oh, okay. Josh's little brother is only a few like he's like four years younger than us, so like I'm remembering going to see those ones.

SPEAKER_05 7:05

Okay. That starts on Tuesday, maybe or something. Well, for us it starts on Tuesday. Opening ceremonies and his first game is Tuesday. Then they they play pretty much all week.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

Damn.

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And like Tuesday's game is 7 a.m.

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Oh, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 7:25

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot. We don't work.

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Yeah.

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Wednesday's game's 12 15. Huh? Thursday's game, 12 15.

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Like, what the f like I have a regular job to go to. What are you probably gonna do? Right, it's the expectation.

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So I'm I'm okay to just let this kid walk there then, huh?

SPEAKER_05 7:46

I mean, what the fuck? I'm supposed to take time off for USA Cup, I guess. So um yeah, so anyway.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

That's just expected of all the parents.

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Right?

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You're gonna take you have to take a look at the city.

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It's expected, it's expected of all the good parents.

SPEAKER_05 8:02

And it's the week after Dance Nationals, too, so it's like back to back to back. We're just getting ram routed right now. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 8:11

But sounds exhausting.

SPEAKER_07 8:13

You know. But he was free tonight, and in his one free moment, he chose to come here. He chose to come here.

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You love us.

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I do.

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And we love you.

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Oh, we love you. Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 8:28

Trying not to cry, right? I've been watching my son dance all fucking week. I'm trying not to cry anymore. I'm all out of tears, man. Your son dance. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

I just cried so much watching him dance.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Do what? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

I mean, I I've fucking solo is Yeah. There's some they can be pretty fucking powerful dances. Like with the right music and the right routine, I will be sobbing. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 8:54

Um, and it was his first year doing solos.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Oh, I bet that was scary for him. First time all by yourself.

SPEAKER_05 9:01

He was born to do this shit.

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Like born to dance.

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He was.

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I wanna dance! He was born to dance, Daddy. Let me dance.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

But he his solo took second, his small group took first, and his one of his larger groups took first as well.

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So he is really good at this.

SPEAKER_05 9:19

Yeah, he's a good dancer.

SPEAKER_07 9:20

Yeah, like I said, I I assumed that he didn't suck if they invited him to go to these years, you know.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

That's a fair point.

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But it reality is is I have never seen him dance, so anyways.

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So that's that. So that's that's what I've been up to.

SPEAKER_07 9:35

That's why Matt's been so fucking busy. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:37

That's why it took like a year to get him back out here.

SPEAKER_07 9:39

Yeah, sorry. I know. I mean, you're a busy man, clearly. I don't blame you. That's my bad. Yeah, we were just working on the house. Uh got like a lot, got a bobcat and shit like that out here.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

Take this.

SPEAKER_07 9:52

Yeah, the driveway looked superb. Yeah, I had four truckloads of crushed concrete delivered, and my nephew came out and smeared it all around. That worked out great. I didn't have to fucking do any of it. Spread it like peanut butter. Yeah. Yeah. Then he had this little hookup thing behind his fucking tractor, and he brought that shit over and he dragged all behind the it's like this steel box that he made, and he made the fucker himself. Drags it behind and it just smooths everything out.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Yeah.

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That fucking thing looks great.

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Yeah, it looks good.

SPEAKER_07 10:27

Yeah, then uh I my uh my cousin. I was gonna say nephew again, but he's like the same age. He's like the same age as my cousin.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:37

Uh he calls right as my nephew is leaving, and he's like, hey, you got that bobcat? I'm thinking I can get over there and chop down those fucking trees you want to chop down. We'll haul all that shit out of here. And I'm like, fucking come on over.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

He's like, I love my family. My family's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

That's hilarious. Yeah, so we got just a shit ton of stuff.

SPEAKER_05 11:01

Fucking timing on all that, you know?

SPEAKER_07 11:04

Yeah, and then I took uh got all that concrete busted up and pulled out of there.

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Where'd you put the concrete?

SPEAKER_07 11:12

Uh I have a pile of it sitting out over uh right on the other side of the bushes of it. You can't really see it, but can't be burying that. I can't do like that fucker that lived here before me. He just buried it all. Fucking prick.

SPEAKER_01 11:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:26

It shits all over sticking out of the yard.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

That's why we're having to do so much shit to the yard. Because this fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_07 11:33

Just bury it. Just bury it. Yep. What do you got? I don't care. Throw it in the pit.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 11:37

Bury it.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

So much stuff.

SPEAKER_05 11:39

Is it ever like is there shit everywhere or is it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:42

I mean, it we are taking care of it.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

Like where the grass has grown really, really thick, you're fine. Yeah. But like anywhere where it's like kind of sandy. Yeah, stay out of that shit. Keep your shoes on. Yep. We don't let the dogs play over in those areas.

SPEAKER_05 11:56

Oh. That's probably a good idea.

SPEAKER_07 11:57

Well, it's just every time it rains, more of his shit comes to the surface.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

And nails and mattress springs.

SPEAKER_04 12:05

I'm putting this out. Mattress springs. He buried mattresses and shit.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

We pulled a whole entire He pulled a whole engine out of like an intact. He buried a fucking engine?

SPEAKER_07 12:16

You didn't hear about this?

SPEAKER_01 12:18

A whole engine block.

SPEAKER_07 12:20

This guy.

SPEAKER_01 12:21

Like right out in that front, like right before where the waterfall is. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 12:25

What he had done was dug a hole. What had happened was. What had happened was he had dug this big fucking hole and literally threw all of his shit that he couldn't burn into it. I mean, not everything that he couldn't burn, because he did throw all these mattresses and shit in there. Okay, so how how I first started running into shit. I go to dig into the sand, right? I notice this bolt sticking out of the fucking ground. Right? So I dig around on it a little bit, and it gets a little bit bigger, and it's a obviously I can now see it's a chunk of metal, and here it turns out it's a valve cover. The top of a valve cover. And I'm like, holy fuck, this is a this is a this asshole buried car parts in his fucking yard, you know?

SPEAKER_01 13:11

You're coming to the realization of like, wow, this guy sucked.

SPEAKER_07 13:14

Right, and I'm thinking, how funny would it be if it's like a whole fucking motor? It was a whole fucking motor.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

Yeah, he just kept digging and it kept getting bigger and bigger.

SPEAKER_07 13:26

Yep. So then we start digging around in this, right? Now we we get that thing out of there and haul it out. Well then there's like I said, now as we're digging this pond, I'm I'm hitting it with the the bucket and it's not digging in, and it's because of all these fucking bedsprings. So now I realize there's a lot of shit buried in here. We pulled out the transmission. We pulled out the rear end. We pulled out all kinds of fucking carburetor parts and all kinds of shit. Everything that he apparently had that he couldn't, like I said, light on fire, he dumped in this. Sheets of of concrete. Four by eight big fucking solid slab chunks of concrete he just dumped into here. I don't know what the f if he must have had a bobcat and dug all this big fucking hole and pushed all this shit in it. Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 14:20

And I found it. Right where I was gonna put my fucking pond.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 14:26

We we were making our driveway uh a circle. Because it originally just came in and parked right alongside the house. Yeah. We we we were making the circle, and and as we went through the his yard, this was his yard, we ran into four burn pits. He had burn pits scattered all over the fucking yard.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 14:51

Jesus. Just and it was just garbage. Just shit cans, you know, busted glass.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Yeah. So now, especially screws and nails and shit. In the driveway area now, especially when it because it's all sand, whenever it rains, it just all of this stuff just resurfaces of glass, nails, all kinds of shit. That's why it was so important my parents did what they did to the driveway.

SPEAKER_05 15:17

Holy shit. Yeah. So as I was originally cutting the What a dick. I know.

SPEAKER_07 15:23

That's an ass.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

And us kids like exploring in the woods, we found all kinds of shit in the woods, too, that he had.

SPEAKER_07 15:29

Oh fuck out back, dude. It looks like he had a whole tin building that he just kind of pushed over. Yeah, that he just pushed up and stuck it into the back.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Uh there's so many.

SPEAKER_07 15:39

I still haven't dragged any of that shit up here.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

Half of cars and trucks and stuff like that that we saw. Just wild.

SPEAKER_07 15:45

Yeah. He was an idiot.

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Just abandoned. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 15:51

Well, I'm not gonna go run that into town and dump it. No. Might as well just bury it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 15:57

But I uh my neighbor knew the guy, right? Because they fucker lived here forever. Yeah. Uh he he said that when you walked in here, it it looked like like somebody's un unkept garage inside everywhere inside the house. Like in the kitchen on the countertops and everything, there was like carburetor parts and stuff that he was oh yeah. Everywhere. I don't know. Something wasn't right.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Something wasn't right. I don't know what it was, but something wasn't right.

SPEAKER_05 16:32

He was missing something.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 16:34

Yeah. And he Yeah. I don't know. I don't want to comment on the guy, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

What did the place look like when you got it? Did it look like that? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 16:45

No. Some some guy, uh, you know, an investor, bought the house to flip it. Oh, I gotcha. And he half-assed it.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Oh, he is a whole nother fucking man. Yeah. When my parents busted out that wall and put it, like was putting on the addition that we have. We had some concrete steps out of this like side door, and they decided to, you know, take those out. And underneath those concrete steps was another set of smaller concrete steps.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

That they had married there.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

It just built on top of that. We laughed so much.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

So then they busted that out and we saw another the other set of steps.

SPEAKER_07 17:31

Oh, yeah, that was that was a good time.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

Here in the living room. No, I just took those off. No. Did you just bring a new set of steps? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 17:46

Yeah, when we ripped the carpet out of here when my parents bought this, after they moved out and we moved in, we ripped the carpet out. We put this you know fake floor in. The the carpet or the the the floor was like lumpy.

unknown 18:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:05

And we never knew why, right? Well once we ripped up the carpet, they had leveled the floor, because apparently this fucking knitwit had had used like super, super thick cardboard for flooring. It was just really bad flooring, you know. And it warped apparently over time. And rather than like redoing the subfloor, these fucking hackers took sheetrock mud. No. And smeared it all over the floor. Trying to level it out and did a shit job at it. Now, my parents had no fucking idea. It was brand new carpet. Right. You know, when you when you first when they first bought the house.

SPEAKER_05 18:45

Oh, what a bunch of dicks there, too.

SPEAKER_07 18:49

Yep. So then downstairs, same action. The jackass that the jackass that built the place, he just threw bags of concrete all over the fucking ground and then flooded the basement, stirred it up with a shovel and smoothed it all out with the backside of his shovel. You can see the shovel marks smeared. You can now, you couldn't when we first moved in. Because when you first moved in, the floor was smooth and all painted and had that speckled color stuff all over it. Okay. Right. But after a little bit of time, uh, and it wasn't really all that smooth, but you know, whatever. But as as time went on and the paint began to wear just a tad from people walking on it, the sheetrock mud again.

unknown 19:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 19:34

Reared.

SPEAKER_03 19:37

I've seen this story before. And that's what those fucking idiots used to level the floor downstairs.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

Sheetrock mud monsters. Yeah. Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 19:49

So that just tells you that the idiot that built it and the idiot that fixed it up and sold it to my versatile tool. That sheetrock mud monster.

SPEAKER_04 19:57

I don't know why people don't use it more often.

SPEAKER_07 20:00

You can use it on the floor, wherever you want to put it. What a dick.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 20:06

So, anyways, I've had to repair a lot of shit in this house over the years.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

That's why it always seems like, oh, what were you doing this week, Dad? Well, I was working on the house. Yeah. I was working on the house again. It's like every week. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:21

That sounds like fun.

unknown 20:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

It tests his craftsmanship skills.

SPEAKER_05 20:26

Daily. Yes. Wow. That's wild.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Yeah.

unknown 20:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 20:33

So that's what we were doing today.

SPEAKER_01 20:35

What happened earlier this week, Dad? Would you like to share it with the class?

SPEAKER_05 20:42

Yeah, I've heard I've heard stories about this.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

If you're friends with my dad on Facebook, you've seen the Facebook post about it.

SPEAKER_05 20:50

Yeah. I haven't been on Facebook for quite a few months.

SPEAKER_07 20:54

Yeah. That explains. I don't go on it a ton, but I don't know. This was just really What had happened was this was really a a way bigger fucking deal than it needed to be all together, you know. But after it was all said and done, uh it did make me think a lot. So yeah. Some it started out, it was my fault. Um I was And I'll own that.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 21:23

I will I will I will own that. Yeah, and I I said that to the dude, but so what had happened was uh we were coming down in Andover, three lanes, coming up to a stoplight. There's one dude in the middle, and I'm in the lane behind him. I want to go either to the left or to the right so I can get around him, but there's a car directly to my left, and he is accelerating, obviously, like you're not getting in front of me, kind of a thing, right? Now the guy that's on my right, I did not see because he was in my My blind spot that whole time, like hovering right there. And then as I go to get over, he's again already, you know, right there. I would hit him. He he like steps on the gas to like get past me. Well, I'm already coming into his lane. So when I did that, you know, he had to jam on his brakes, or I would have fucking smashed right into him. And that was my fault. I didn't see him. I was in a hurry. I was trying to get around this fucking car that was stopped at the light. This was my fault. If I'd have hit him, I'd have told everybody that right to the cops. Yeah. Well, this guy is losing his fucking mind.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

This was his 13th reason. This was his breaking point. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:48

This guy is just losing his fucking mind behind me. You know, and I all I could do is I put my hand up, you know, in the air. It's like, fuck, sorry, dude. Sorry, you know, and I just kept on going, right? He comes flying up past me. And uh, you know, he's ranting and raving and screaming as he's coming past me. And again, I I put my hand up and I gave him the, you know, I shook my head and I said, sorry, man, sorry, you know. He comes flying up in front of me in others' cars in front of that, and the light turns red. So those cars stop. He pulls up behind them and stops, and immediately his door is open. His door opens. I'm like, okay, we're gonna do this. So I click the radio off and rolled on my window. Now, as he comes closer to the car, I can see in his hand he's got something around his knuckles. So, and I've I've got this, you know, little belt knife. It's a fixed blade, it's about two and a half inches long. It's got super deep finger grooves in it. And when he came walking up, as soon as he stepped out like that, I pulled the knife out of its sheath and I just sat it there in my lap. Well, he comes up screaming and fucking yelling. This man is pissed.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

Unhinged almost.

SPEAKER_07 24:10

Yeah. And uh as he steps out of his car, I immediately yell out to him, hey dude, I'm sorry. That was my fucking fault. I didn't see you there. You know, that was on me. You know, I apologize, man. And he's you fucking idiot! And I'm I'm expecting this, right? Because I mean, I was a fucking idiot. If that would have happened to me, I'd have sat thought the same thing. I wouldn't have got out of my fucking car over this.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

Right.

SPEAKER_07 24:38

But I would have fucking yelled at him when I had an opportunity had I passed him or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:45

So, uh, which by the way, now I probably won't do either. I'll just look at him like you're fucking retard and keep on going.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

But anyways.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

So this guy is ranting and raving at me, and he's he's his fists are obviously balled up. And he's he's bitching about, you know, this is my wife's fucking car, and she got it from her father, he just fucking died, blah, blah, blah. And he's ranting and raving about this. And I'm like, dude, I said I am sorry. You know, it was my fault.

unknown 25:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 25:14

I I did not see you, and I pulled into your lane. I I repeatedly told him that was on me. It was my fault, and I apologized. And he just kept bringing up his his my dead father-in-law, blah, blah, blah, right? Sure.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

I don't mean to laugh, but that man was clearly going through some shit. And this was his breaking point. Obviously. Yes, obviously. That's just crazy to me.

SPEAKER_07 25:41

And he's he keeps balling up his bringing his fist up, like pumping his fist as he's yelling. And I can he's got brass knuckles on. They're big brass knuckles. Yeah. And he says, you know, and I brought this to fucking deal with you, or whatever is he's yelling at me. And as soon as he he said that and like leaned into the car like that, that knife was just in my fist like this, and I pulled the fucker up right up to my my chest, yeah, and it was right at my face. He can see that fucking blade ready to just come straight out at him. Yeah. And I said, I would not do that, man. Get back in your fucking car before you can't.

SPEAKER_05 26:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:20

And as soon as I I pulled that up like that, his eyes looked right at the blade.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:26

And the entire time he's leaned in as he or not in, but like hovering in front of the fucking window.

SPEAKER_05 26:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:34

He is like crazy eyed.

SPEAKER_05 26:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:37

He's fucking mad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:40

And again, all I'm saying is Clearly he's fucking mad. All I'm saying is. He got out of his fucking car with brass knuckles. Yeah, he's upset.

SPEAKER_07 26:48

Dude, I don't know how else to tell you this. I said I'm sorry. Yeah. Right? And that was like the last thing I said when he when he pulled up his fucking fist like that. And then the next thing he saw was the blade. And until then I just I I just kept staring at his his eyes and his throat. And his eyes and his throat. Because it's like if you if you come at me with these fucking things, I'm gonna poke you with this. Absolutely. Straight up.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

You're you have a fucking elite brass knuckles are illegal in Minnesota. Right? Yes. So you're whipping that shit out, leaning into my car. Oh yeah, I'm giving everything I got at you.

SPEAKER_07 27:25

Yeah, it's coming back.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 27:27

Yeah. You're not you're not pulling out of this car without a lot of your own blood on you.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 27:34

But he he again immediately recognized.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

Oh fuck. I don't have the upper hand here.

SPEAKER_07 27:41

Yeah, what was about to happen, so he backed away from the car. And again, I apologized again to this man. And he stomped off to the fucking car. Now he had already left his door open still when he got out of the car. Yes, just like that. He literally, like a like a yeah, like a cartoon character or a child. Stomped back to his car and then no shit. Stood in front of the car door and went and it pumped his fists up and down like a fucking kid. And then got in the car and drove off.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

That's the wake-up call that man fucking needed, honestly. Because if he rode rape road rage like that, I genuinely don't think that that was his first time freaking out or even getting out of his car to deal with somebody. You need to remember, sir, just because we're in vehicles doesn't mean that like we're like you're impenetrable or something.

SPEAKER_07 28:41

Yeah, would you have done this at Walmart if my kid pushed his cart out in front of you while you were rolling through the cereal?

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Would you do this with a coworker? Yeah. Would you do this if a coworker pissed you off in the parking lot? Right.

SPEAKER_07 28:54

No, it's just driving.

unknown 28:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:56

I mean, fuck, I did almost hit this dude, and it was my fucking fault.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_07 29:02

You know?

SPEAKER_01 29:02

But he didn't give him the right to hop out with brass knuckles.

SPEAKER_07 29:06

That's what I was gonna say. So was it smart for him to do it? That's the one thing. Never get out of the car. No. Just never get out of the fucking car.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Yeah. Say your piece if you have to, driving by or whatever, and then fucking get on with it.

SPEAKER_07 29:18

Yeah. Nothing good will come from you getting out of the car.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

The second that you are in an altercation on the road and you get out of your car, you're the aggressor.

SPEAKER_07 29:26

Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

No matter what.

SPEAKER_07 29:28

You are catching charges. Yep. No matter what happened beforehand, you're catching charges if you get out of the fucking car and confront someone.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:37

So unless you're defending someone.

SPEAKER_05 29:38

If you didn't have the blade, you probably would have it might it more than likely could have got ugly.

SPEAKER_07 29:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:45

That's my guess. Yeah. That's why I pulled the knife.

SPEAKER_05 29:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

That guy came out with the fucking intention to at least hit my dad in the eye. Absolutely. And that that will fuck you up.

SPEAKER_05 29:58

Oh, big time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:59

And the problem was is there was a car behind me. His car was in front of me. There was cars alongside of me. Where the fuck am I supposed to go?

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Yeah. You can't get away from this situation.

SPEAKER_07 30:09

Now, what I would have done had he reached in and I had nothing else, I would have put the fucking car and drive and I would have fucking hammered straight into the back of his dead fucking grandpa's car or whoever the fuck that asshole was. Yeah. And watched this guy go hink off the side of my windshield as I slammed into his fucking car. And then I would have done everything I could to run him over.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:30

But you know, that's just me.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

I would say that you are not the asshole in this situation. You certainly. You even apologize. You started out the asshole, but boy, did that that narrative shift real quick.

SPEAKER_05 30:42

I would say that guy owns being the asshole. Yeah. Like he lives he lives in the constant state of being the asshole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:52

So wow. Yeah, it was it was pretty intense. And then so like at first I get to work.

SPEAKER_05 30:59

Yeah, there's a dude just there's a knife and brass knuckles. Yeah, it got a little intense.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Yeah, it got a little, it got a little heated.

SPEAKER_07 31:05

How fucking numb have we gotten here? Right. Yeah. So we I I I drive off to work. You know, he gets in his car and fucking takes off, right? So I just, yeah, put it back and drive. Continue on to work.

SPEAKER_05 31:18

Well, gotta go to work. Yeah. Start my day off. Start my day out.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

This is why I do feel like when people are like, why would someone ever have a dash cam? Blah blah. This is why that's why I'm not sure. Honestly, when I hear stories like this, and like you see it everywhere, it makes me want to get one.

SPEAKER_05 31:35

Yeah. Yeah. Always recording yourself. Always recording. Always record.

SPEAKER_07 31:40

Always record. Always hit record.

SPEAKER_05 31:42

Always hit record.

SPEAKER_07 31:44

Always hit record. Were you recording that? No.

SPEAKER_06 31:46

God damn it. God damn it. Seriously.

SPEAKER_05 31:51

Well, I'm glad you didn't get hurt. Or hurt somebody else.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 31:55

Yeah, because that's the other thing I was thinking is.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

Damn, I almost just went to jail. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 32:01

I really almost just went to jail. Yep. Right or wrong. Right. I'm I'm now I'm paying for lawyers.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 32:08

I'm I'm not at work right now. Tell you that. I'm in jail waiting for someone to fucking bail me out or, you know, whatever. There's no way my life wouldn't have absolutely been just completely different after. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

All because of some fucking asshole that couldn't let something go.

SPEAKER_05 32:25

After being apologized to. Yes. A lot. Yeah. I really did. He's obviously got something else going on. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:33

Well, very father in law just died.

SPEAKER_05 32:35

Yeah. R.A.P. though, dude. R.A.P. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

What your father-in-law wants you to be acting this way.

SPEAKER_05 32:41

Right. Maybe his father-in-law was that way.

SPEAKER_07 32:45

All I know is what really did it for me was when he did the screaming fist bump. Really did it for the floor. The screaming fist pump before he got back in his car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:57

And the fuck. It's like in a movie. Something goes wrong for the main character.

SPEAKER_07 33:03

Yeah. And still harboring it, you know, even as he's driving off. So you know he just drove away, just raging again.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:11

Oh yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:13

Got to work. You know goddamn well he told everybody about me.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:16

Yeah, he probably went home.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Crazy fucker pulled almost killed me and then pulled a knife on me.

SPEAKER_06 33:20

The fucker pulled a knife on me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Totally left out what he did. Totally left out what he did. You're out there listening, sir. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05 33:29

Probably went home that day and beat his wife too or something. Probably.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

He went home to punch.

SPEAKER_05 33:35

He went home to punch.

SPEAKER_07 33:36

Your dead dad almost got me fucking ran over today.

SPEAKER_05 33:41

Probably drinks a lot of monster.

SPEAKER_01 33:43

Yeah. I bet his name is Kyle.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

Why?

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Because he said he drinks a lot of monster. There's always like in my in my era of going to school, there was always some fucking dude named Kyle that drank a whole bunch of monster, had monster hat, fucking punched holes in the wall. He was so cool because he was so mad all the time. That's like a stereotype of my generation.

SPEAKER_05 34:10

Kyle.

SPEAKER_01 34:11

Kyle. He went home to punch and drink monster.

SPEAKER_05 34:14

Nice. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

Yeah, what day of the week was that when that happened?

SPEAKER_07 34:20

I think it was like Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Just on a Tuesday morning. Trying to get to fucking work.

SPEAKER_05 34:27

Um is it the route you take every day?

SPEAKER_07 34:30

Yeah. I mean, I was running late that day. That's why again I was driving you know more aggressively, and I should I again should not have been.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

How was your drive home?

SPEAKER_07 34:41

Uh pretty calm. Wasn't in any sort of rush. No.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Wasn't trying to pass anybody. Nope.

SPEAKER_07 34:47

Nope. And I even got behind some fucking nitwit that was just creeping under the speed limit, you know, and you're like, you dick. You know. There's just really, dude, pick it up.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

But not worth getting in the fucking almost fight.

SPEAKER_07 35:05

I used to have to drive back and forth, you know, through Minneapolis and St. Paul and stuff all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_05 35:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 35:10

So there were stretches where, though the speed limit might be 65 fucking miles an hour, you're either stopped or going 30. If you're getting up to 30, you're like, yeah, baby, look at us go. Now, if I gotta go the speed limit or five miles an hour under for, I don't know, six minutes of my drive, I really shouldn't get bent about it, is my point.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

But when you're driving, there's that sense of urgency. I can't I've I've been there. I've I've roadraged in my life.

SPEAKER_07 35:43

But here's the reason why it's so fucking stupid for me to get this way. It doesn't matter when I get to work. No one cares. So I'm never late. Right?

SPEAKER_05 35:53

But you had but you had it in your head.

SPEAKER_07 35:55

Sure. I want I'm normally here before this time or whatever. And the other way on the way home is I have no children to pick up. Right. I have no time that I need to be home. Right. So again, I have no fucking reason to drive. There's no reason. There's no fucking.

SPEAKER_05 36:11

There's no fucking reason.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:15

To be to be in a hurry. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

It's a little life lesson for everybody. Don't be the other guy. But also don't be you in that moment of always being in a rush.

SPEAKER_07 36:25

Right. Because that is what kind of got me in that spot to begin with. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

But also don't be that other guy.

SPEAKER_07 36:32

Well, that guy was gonna blow up.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:34

One way or another. I might have just saved a coworker's life.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

Um or you really or you got him like all pissed off, but he couldn't get the satisfying that he gets to fucking punch you. So maybe.

SPEAKER_04 36:44

So now he is gonna go whoop on a coworker.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

Yeah, he might go do something bad in a couple weeks.

SPEAKER_04 36:48

Yeah, he's all hopped up.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

Stephen Stewin on this. He's just or things going bad. You either saved somebody or you really fucked someone over.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

Got him all whipped up and go get him, kid.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

I mean, he did really drove away all mad and crazy. Oh my god, think about it that way.

SPEAKER_07 37:10

Not that he, you know, exploded at the end and then got in his car and drove away. How about maybe we he just geared straight up and now off he went?

SPEAKER_01 37:18

Yeah, especially because he went there trying to be all big and tough, and then you one-upped him and then he had to walk away. Now he's even more mad.

SPEAKER_07 37:26

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 37:27

Yeah. You never know. Two sides of the same coin, I guess.

SPEAKER_07 37:31

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, again, I I said I was sorry, dude. I said I was sorry. I don't I don't know what else I could have done.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

That also probably pissed him off because he was looking for a fight and you didn't fight him. You're like, it's my fault. I'm sorry. He's like, that wasn't part of the script. You were supposed to fight me on this.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

That's not why I brought these brass knuckles.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

Begging for your life won't make this better. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of ways to interpret it.

SPEAKER_05 38:00

Did you tell him to take it easy? No, I did not.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

You should have. Honestly, no. If you did, it probably would have blown up even more.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

Yeah. My wife hates it when I tell her to simmer down. Simmer down. Just calm down.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

That's the equivalent of what happened to that guy. He was ready to get in a fight in your legs.

SPEAKER_07 38:18

Yeah, he wanted you to simmer down. He wanted me to fight with him, yes.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

Absolutely. You didn't give him that. And then you one-upped him.

SPEAKER_05 38:26

Here's 20 bucks, man. Just get out of here. I suppose, yeah. Fucker, you took this from me.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

Yeah, another thing that didn't go my way. Literally.

SPEAKER_05 38:38

Hulk man. He's just ready to roll.

SPEAKER_07 38:44

He just went.

SPEAKER_05 38:46

Ah. You should have been like, that's it. Now go into the world. Yep. Now go have go have the day you deserve. Oh fuck. He's probably dead or in jail.

SPEAKER_07 39:02

Yeah, I wonder how the rest of his day went.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Probably not any better. It probably got worse from there.

SPEAKER_07 39:07

Probably throughout the state.

SPEAKER_01 39:08

If that's how you're starting your day, being the aggressor at fucking what? 7, 6.30 in the morning on a Tuesday.

SPEAKER_07 39:16

Yeah, he was imagine what happens at midnight on a Friday. Yeah, I was right up at bunker. Uh it was leaving those lights and coming up to the next one. Yeah. Where I was trying to get over because there was some dink at the next light just sitting there. You know. And again, I shouldn't have cared. I should have just waited. Let the other two nitwits go past. It's right where it opens up. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

That's where the incident happened.

SPEAKER_07 39:42

Yep. That's where the incident occurred. You know the thing throughout my day afterwards?

SPEAKER_05 39:49

Uh did you carry your knife with you?

SPEAKER_07 39:52

I always do.

SPEAKER_05 39:54

Like this? No. No, it wasn't. No. Get away from me! I'm a victim, alright! Yeah! Get away! Maybe Jesus saved you that day. No, I think it was I think it was my knife.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

Yeah. I think my knife saved me.

SPEAKER_07 40:13

I was trying to think of the name of the fucking the name of the knife, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

It was my knife that saved me. Oh, that's good. Everybody. That that's this is for everybody now. Public safety announcement. Yeah. Always carry a knife. Well, I'm not saying that. No, after that. But I I can't.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

Because we don't want people like him to have the knife.

SPEAKER_05 40:32

Right. Just brass knuckles.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

After you came home, I was like and told the story. I was like, hmm, I kind of want one of them knives.

SPEAKER_07 40:40

Well, the one that I have. We don't want none of this shit, do we? You don't want none of this shit. I think I want some of that knife.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

I think I want some of that.

SPEAKER_07 40:51

It's the way it fits in your hand. See, it's got deep grooves in the fingers like this.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

See why I want one?

SPEAKER_07 40:59

So it sits right here in my belt. So as soon as he hopped out of the car, I just pulled the fucker up, and when he walked up to the car, I held the fucking knife just like this. And he went, whoo!

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Changes things.

SPEAKER_07 41:11

And then he walked away. In a tantrum.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

All geared up and ready to keep road raging.

SPEAKER_06 41:19

Set to unleash on some poor unexpecting coworker.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

Yep. On to his next victim.

SPEAKER_05 41:25

Yep. We have the man here that made it all happen. Ed. What do you have to say about it? Sorry, dude.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

What I said before, I'll say it again.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

Sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_05 41:38

He was very angry. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 41:42

Well, didn't you say that you had something that that went along with that?

SPEAKER_05 41:46

Oh, I had a road raid incident. Um this was probably It's been a few handful of years, probably. But what happened was What had happened both? Um so in Andover, over by the Quick Trip, you know, on a bunker. So Quick Trip and Bunker. Okay. There's also like a movie theater, right? Yeah. And there's that little road in between the two right off a bunker. And I was coming out in the work truck from like the movie theater parking lot. Okay. And to get left to go to like two quick trip or out that way, you obviously have to cross traffic, but it's divided by a median, and the medians have bushes.

SPEAKER_07 42:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:25

And this was in the winter. And the road was slick, and I was in a pickup truck and it's rear-wheel drive, right? So I'm trying to come out, and as I'm coming out, I'm just kind of looking to the right just to try to get past the bushes. Yeah. And the second I decide to go, like I hit the gas and it starts going, a car pops out from the bushes, right? Right. And it's only a 30 there, right? Right. But the truck's just like so I'm just like doing this.

unknown 42:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:50

It's coming. Like five miles per hour. Slow as fuck, right? But there's two lanes there. Right. Okay. So I get in the near one, uh, because I was gonna go straight at the intersection, like past Walmart and stuff. Yeah. And he comes up on my bumper, goes around me real aggressively, and says something to me. And it's winter, so windows are closed, but he was like got in front of me and the red lights there, and he stops. Right. I'm like, I'm just gonna hang back. I'm like, no, fuck that. So I get in the turn lane. I was gonna go straight and I was gonna be behind him, but I'm like, no, no, I want to get upside. Because it was my fault. Like I pulled out. Yeah. Sorry, bro. Same thing. Um, I pull up, I roll my window down, and I go, dude. And he cracks his. And he goes, You can't fucking see dude. What the fuck are you fucking doing? I'm like, dude, I'm sorry. Slick back there. I'm like, what's the real problem, man? Yeah. What's the real problem, man? And he goes, he goes, fuck you, you can't fucking drive, you fucking fucker, or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

And I'm like Again, also just not giving him what he wants. Just not getting angry and angry at her.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

I'm like, dude, do you want to talk about it? I'm like, I said, dude, you want to talk about it? Like it was my fault. But I mean, like, what's really going on? Fuck you, and turn light. Green turns and he just fucking takes off. So again, I gave him the exact opposite of what he was hoping for.

SPEAKER_07 44:19

Not my fault. You hate your father.

SPEAKER_01 44:22

Like, what's what's really the problem? What's really bothering you? Are you stressed out at work or something?

SPEAKER_05 44:28

What's happening? How's your home life?

SPEAKER_01 44:30

Hate your wife. What's going on?

SPEAKER_04 44:31

Yeah, how's the home life?

SPEAKER_07 44:32

Did your wife hit you? Yeah. Are you safe at home? Are you safe in the home life? They actually asked me. Do you feel safe? You feel safe in your home? I said, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 44:43

Well, elder abuse, child abuse.

SPEAKER_07 44:47

The first time they asked me that, I actually said that just. Yeah, what do you mean? Do you feel safe in your home? And I said, What do you mean? She goes, Well, do you feel like you know anybody there would abuse you or something like that? And I just started laughing at her. No.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

They have to ask.

SPEAKER_01 45:05

Yeah, I know that's what she said.

SPEAKER_07 45:06

She's like, no, we we have to ask this or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

And I'm like, okay, that's fine. Some little old lady coming in there and she's just finally by herself for a minute. She's like, my grandson's really fucking mean to me, actually.

SPEAKER_05 45:17

Well, that's why they have to ask.

SPEAKER_07 45:19

Well, I wouldn't get that. But me?

SPEAKER_01 45:20

They don't know.

SPEAKER_05 45:21

My wife hits me a lot.

SPEAKER_07 45:23

Yeah. Does that come? Yeah. I mean, I I asked her to, but. Alright. Now, did you say you had you you couldn't find anything good with uh I couldn't find any good like road raid ones?

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_07 45:41

One thing we didn't talk about yet.

SPEAKER_01 45:44

What?

SPEAKER_07 45:44

Was we went up to again? Yeah, 4th of July. Our uncle Steve and Aunt Shelley's cabin again.

SPEAKER_04 45:50

4th of July. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 45:52

Just like the first year that we did this. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

4th of July. 4th of July. 4th of July.

SPEAKER_07 46:00

Uh I completely forgot what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

So we went up to the cabin. I got you, Dad. I got you. What had happened was.

SPEAKER_07 46:14

Uh yeah, I don't remember what I was going to say. We went up north.

SPEAKER_01 46:18

Yeah, we went up north. No, there was more. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good story, bro.

SPEAKER_07 46:25

Where was this, or should we just call it? It's in Marcel. Yes, Marcel. And we were staying at a hotel just in town. So it's it's like a eight-minute drive, whatever, from our place to my uncle's cabin.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Which is where we're hanging out for a couple of years. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 46:42

And now every year on the 4th of July, he buys just a fuck ton of uh fireworks. And they're the South Dakota kind, so they're the really fucking cool. Big ones. Yeah. And when he first started doing it, like I don't know how many years, like 15 years ago or some shit.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

Yeah, I was little, little when he first started doing it.

SPEAKER_07 47:04

Uh his neighbor crossed the pond the other side of they live in like the like the point of the lake. On the other side of this point, there's another cabin. And the two of them would take turns launching these huge fucking fireworks. And basically do a little competition. Well then as soon as that happened, uh, then other ones on that point all started doing it. Well, then now people from, you know, other parts of the lake, they get on their fucking pontoons and they come floating on down to the lake just to watch this.

SPEAKER_05 47:39

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_07 47:40

And we all sit there out on the back lawn and watch them launch. Everybody should just fucking launch in these. Yeah. And and like I said, Steve and Shelley's is is really fucking cool. Yeah. It's beautiful. And usually one of the lead, you know, if not the best amount of fireworks and coolest kind. Guy across the way, he keeps pretty equivalent, and then farther down, some of them got pretty good, but other ones are fairly something I would pull off. Right. Right. But these guys got these sparklers. Yeah. Yeah, snakes and sparklers, because that's all I like. That's all I like. But anyway, so this year. All of these fuckers are going like balls out. Yes. Just oh my god, it was unreal. Competing for a while.

SPEAKER_01 48:39

It's been building.

SPEAKER_07 48:40

The guy on the other side this year decided he wanted to make sure everyone knew that his was the best fucking show. Oh. Because he did this shit like he was proving a fucking point.

SPEAKER_01 48:52

Yes, he did.

SPEAKER_07 48:53

Steve would launch this off and he'd be like, all kind of cool stuff. Yeah. Some zipping noises, and then that's, you know, his. And then these other guys on the end would be like, you know, and then it's the next guy. Right. And then this dude across the lake from Steve's is like, like it's a fucking grand finale at somebody else's, right? Yeah. And then Steve lights off another set, and it's, you know, everything's cool cool. And then the little for the guy next to him.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

Why do you shoot with that little shit? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:24

Like the Harlem Knights thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

He's like, why do you shoot him with that little shit?

SPEAKER_05 49:28

It's like brrrrr. Why do you shoot that little shit gun?

SPEAKER_07 49:35

So again, guy across the lake, his turn. Every fucking one of them.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

It was like a grand finale one.

SPEAKER_07 49:43

So then after Steve's is out, there's some of these other guys with the littler ones. They still continue to, you know, roll along a little bit. Some of them like started a little later so that they didn't have to like directly fucking. Yeah. I'm going to wait till the Peter's out, then I'll start throwing some of mine. People still watch. Yeah. Right. This guy across the street or across the lake, he just kept fucking going. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:09

For a while. For a while.

SPEAKER_07 50:11

Steve Steve comes walking up and he goes, I'm going to have to spend another $1,800 on fucking fireworks to just keep up with this fucker next year.

SPEAKER_02 50:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:22

That's amazing. Right? That's amazing. So while we're sitting there ready to watch this. Oh, there's more. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

So we're sitting on this hill in the back lawn. And it's me and my mom in the front. And then behind us.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

My mother and I.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

Okay. Then it's my dad, my brother, Megan, and Josh. Like they're all back there. I don't know how they're all sitting together, okay?

SPEAKER_07 50:48

Josh is right to my left at the little bit higher point of the heat than me.

SPEAKER_01 50:53

He's slightly higher. And it had rained all day that day. And finally stopped.

SPEAKER_07 50:58

Yeah, that's not the part that made it.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

Well the grass was slippery.

SPEAKER_07 51:02

Yes, but so the slope was angled for the direction that we needed to look, right? It's it's it's angled poorly, let me say it like that.

SPEAKER_05 51:12

Yes. Like I'm looking at you like like that.

SPEAKER_07 51:14

Yeah, like here's the way the the lot, you know, hill goes. Well, this is where you're supposed to be looking. So you see how you're you're you're sitting side you're leaning to one side while you're trying to sit in the lawn.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 51:31

So as soon as we all start waddling up there with our little chairs, everybody that's standing there underneath the balcony turns, because our family's all over the place.

SPEAKER_01 51:42

Yeah. There's like 70 people there.

SPEAKER_07 51:44

They're all looking at us and they're like, so who's gonna be the first one to fall down the hill this year? And I raised my hand and said, probably me.

unknown 51:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:53

No, I usually don't fall.

SPEAKER_05 51:55

So is this is this hill a a thing every year?

SPEAKER_07 51:58

Somebody usually wipes out the side.

SPEAKER_01 52:00

Yeah, it's a very steep hill and it's grassy. So like you're gonna slip if it's even slightly damp or you're even slightly drunk.

SPEAKER_07 52:07

Some people have actually got hurt hurt pretty fucking bad on a few occasions.

SPEAKER_01 52:13

It's a pretty serious slope. It's like it's like a 45-degree.

SPEAKER_07 52:18

We're setting up our ship and I get my chair set the way I want it, fucking sit, and I can still see everything good, and I'm not sitting at a, you know, perfectly facing it angle, because if I did, I'd tip over fucking backwards. So I'm turned a little sideways. Everybody else is bellying up, and then you know, they start to get a little bit closer, and next thing you know, everybody's moving all their shit right on top of everybody. And I don't know what in the fuck Josh is doing, but I just crack open a fresh fucking soda, take one sip out of it, put it in my little cup holder here on the edge of my little cup or my little Yeah, you're sitting you guys are sitting in the chair. Put it in my chair, turn and look up at the fucking, you know, where the fireworks is going, and all of a sudden, Josh is like mushing his chair directly into mine. Now I'm not paying attention to him yet at this point, right? And his chair, he's mushing his fucking chair up into mine, and I'm like, what the fuck, right? And then all of a sudden he's like right, fuck his face is like right at my fucking shoulder, and he's pushing on my chair. And I now he's got my full attention, right? So I'm turning and and he's moving so fast that he's no longer just like pushing on my chair. Now he's all of a sudden like straight legging it out right over the top, pushing me straight over on my fucking side. So I go to like put my arm out as I'm my chair is tipping sideways as I'm and going down the fucking hill, right? So I'm heading up to pull my arm up to defend myself from the ground that's rapidly approaching my face. He wraps his fucking arms around my arms, around my body, and I locks my arms in place, and then drives me straight into the fucking dirt. I land right on my brand new soda, all down my leg and all over my fucking ass is just sopping ass wet from this soda can. He's screaming, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, trying to get off me. And I'm laying there neck in the grass, you know, trying to get up out of this puddle of fucking soda. My collarbone is busted. I stand up, I take three steps to the right, and I just turn and look at the sky and wait for the fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 54:41

Dad didn't sit for the rest of the fireworks.

SPEAKER_06 54:44

You didn't say anything. I didn't not say anything.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

You kept saying, I know, I know you're sorry. I know you're sorry. So the funniest part is that I so I'm facing away from all this. I didn't see it. The fireworks are going off so it's loud. I didn't hear it. I had no idea this happened. So I asked what happened. I asked Josh about this. I was like, so what happened? So the grass was slippery, and he was trying to like adjust a little bit in his chair because he wanted to reach out and tell you something. And when he put his foot out, his foot slipped on the slippery grass and he started to fall, and he tried to catch himself, and that's when you turned and looked at him. And then uh he said that his thought process about the whole thing.

SPEAKER_05 55:31

Uh in his arms.

SPEAKER_01 55:32

He said in his head, he's like, I got you, Eddie, I'm gonna protect you.

SPEAKER_05 55:36

He was trying to protect you, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:38

He was trying to save, save him from the ball.

SPEAKER_07 55:42

Yeah, I'll keep it from falling. No, no, you're the reason I'm falling.

SPEAKER_01 55:46

You're the reason I can't break my ball. Yeah. From a seated position next to me. He turned. He said he turned too fast and he slipped, and then he just it was downhill from there.

SPEAKER_05 55:59

Literally, literally, and just drove you into the ground.

SPEAKER_01 56:03

And he was so, so embarrassed.

SPEAKER_05 56:06

And you just stood up, didn't say anything. No, well, I watched my heart.

SPEAKER_01 56:11

Screaming, I'm sorry, Eddie, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry. And dad just keeps saying, I know you're sorry, I know you're sorry. And then Kane was like, It's fine.

SPEAKER_07 56:20

I said, It's fine, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

He's like, Are you gonna sit down at all? And dad's like, No, I'm not gonna sit down, I'm standing. And he did stand for the rest of the fireworks show. Josh was horrified. But so my parents and Kane and Megan drove in one vehicle and we were in Josh's truck and that car ride home. He was so embarrassed, and he's like, I feel so bad. I feel really bad. I didn't mean to do that.

SPEAKER_07 56:45

The only thing that really fucking irritated me was the fact that I had just opened up a new can of I was sticky. Yeah, getting sticky. I don't like to be sticky.

SPEAKER_01 56:58

Yeah. I'm the same way.

SPEAKER_07 57:01

No, sticky sucks.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 57:03

Yeah. Other than that, well, so everybody watched it, right? That's the other thing. Everybody that was standing there around the whole family.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

That's all on the like the street area.

SPEAKER_05 57:13

And you called it too. Yep. You called it. Oh. Well, I'm glad you're okay.

SPEAKER_01 57:18

Yeah. Sorry about that.

SPEAKER_05 57:20

It's a bummer, man. I know.

unknown 57:22

It was.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

I have a lot of videos of the fireworks, so maybe you can hear it in the background in one of the videos. The ordeal.

SPEAKER_07 57:29

It was pretty quiet.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:30

What kind of soda was it that you spelled? It's a Pepsi. Regular Pepsi?

SPEAKER_07 57:36

No, it was the diet kind, but that's still sticky.

SPEAKER_05 57:40

Sticky, sticky, sticky.

SPEAKER_07 57:43

Now, if it was water, I would have just been like, god damn it, and I'd have sat back down. Yeah. Right. But I was not sitting down when it was sopping ass wet soda.

SPEAKER_01 57:52

Yeah. I understand that.

SPEAKER_07 57:55

That's no bueno. No. And then all I wanted to do was leave and go get the soda pants off.

SPEAKER_05 58:03

The stickiness off? Yep. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry that happened to you. That's right. I'm glad you the fireworks were really cool. It added to the memories. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:15

Another big event.

SPEAKER_05 58:18

Remember that one year Eddie fell down the hill? No, remember that one year Josh attacked my dad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:25

I said that to him at least three times this week. I was like, hey, do you remember it? Fourth of July when you attacked my dad. It's like, stop. That's not what I tried to do.

SPEAKER_07 58:37

I was trying to save you.

SPEAKER_01 58:38

Right.

SPEAKER_07 58:39

You did wrap me up good.

SPEAKER_01 58:41

I got you, Eddie. Cocou. That's what he said he was thinking. He was at I got you, Eddie.

SPEAKER_07 58:49

In the meantime, I'm like, no! Neck first. Ear right in the grass. You know, literally. Get off me, dude. Everybody's looking.

SPEAKER_01 59:05

Josh and I are both drunk by this point, too. So he can't even like get himself up all the way.

SPEAKER_07 59:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 59:15

Did he apologize right away?

SPEAKER_01 59:17

So many times.

SPEAKER_07 59:18

Yeah, like before I completely got up off the ground and he was saying he was sorry. Like as as we're falling, it's thinking.

SPEAKER_03 59:28

I'm sorry! I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 59:32

It's like the Wilson, like uh Frank or Hank.

SPEAKER_01 59:36

Wilson, I'm sorry. Tom Hanks. Wilson, I'm sorry. Well's that. Yeah. It went from I got you to oh fuck, I'm really sorry.

SPEAKER_07 59:46

This isn't going the way I planned.

SPEAKER_01 59:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 59:51

I went from hero to villain. God damn it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:02

Oh that was funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:04

I don't know who I feel more sorry for.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:08

I was fine. I told everybody I was fine. All I didn't want, I just didn't like that I was sticky. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:14

Yeah, but you were visibly upset afterwards, and Josh felt really bad about that. And because you didn't because you didn't sit down, he's like, oh, he's really mad. He won't even sit next to me.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:25

Wet and sticky and miserable. Yes. Yes. But then Josh was trying to save you and he wasn't able to.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:35

And it's his girlfriend's dad.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:39

Again. Was I pissed at the moment?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:42

Absolutely. I was pissed. Yeah, that was pissed. Yeah, that was very clear.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:45

Did you pull out some brass knuckles? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:49

The first thing I did was road rage at him. Fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:56

Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:57

Just pop that popcorn.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:00

My wife brought that to me. Oh my god. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:21

Just fucking iron. Yes. Well, I'm glad you kept it to basically better than that one guy did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:28

Well, see, this happened first. Josh tackled him first, and then like three days later, this guy attacks him in the street. Or tries to.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:37

Hey, I was calm. I was totally calm when he wiped me out.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:41

For both situations.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:42

Yep.

unknown 1:01:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:45

Yeah, I just didn't, I just didn't speak much. That's all.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:49

What the fuck? No, man. Just gonna stand here and be quiet for a while. Let me. Yeah. Okay. Let me.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

Everyone's like, fuck, dad's pissed.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:00

Yeah, it did seem like everybody was afraid I was about to ruin the night.

unknown 1:02:05

Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:06

You're grounded.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:09

Get over here. Well, I'm glad you kept it together.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:18

Yeah. Yeah, like I said, it was just, I just, I wasn't gonna sit down with wet pants. You know? Sit alone, wet pants.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:26

Mr. Wet Pants.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:27

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:30

So do you have any am I the assholes at all or no?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:33

I found a couple short little ones.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:35

Okay, well, hold on. I need to rock a piss and grab a soda. I got cotton mouth like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:39

Okay, yeah, let's take a quick break.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:41

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:43

Uh one, two, three, four. I declare it. Thumb more.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:48

I declare it thumb war.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:50

No, I want to thumb war with you.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

Cheat every time! I don't want to do stories with you. I'm doing stories by myself.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:11

Yeah, no fun either. No smiling and no fun zone. No laughing. There's nothing funny about this.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:18

It's not funny at all. Very serious program.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:23

Yeah. It's fucking good, isn't it?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:26

Sorry, I should've moved that.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:28

Here, let me get some. I can get right here.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:30

You just don't fucked up goose. You don't get to have headphones.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:42

Yeah, all is it all that really is is uh music going on in the background.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:46

Well no, it does make the voices all sound better. You can hear how sexy my voice sounds. Should I put my sexy voice on for the second part? That's right. Joining us now also is my beautiful wife Danielle. Hi Danielle.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:11

Hello, Matthew.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:14

Yeah, this is this is a good drink.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:17

Let me take a sip.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:23

Crown royal. That's a good royal peach crown. And what is that? Starry. Stari. Zero sugar starry. Yes. Okay, it's very good. It goes together quite well.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:43

I order that at the bar quite often.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:47

Yeah. It is delicious.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:50

One of my go-to drinks when I don't know what to order.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:52

I usually uh lemonade and peach. Yeah, yeah. That is a good one.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:00

Well, we can at least start with the ones that I do have to say.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:08

That sounds good to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:10

Danielle, are you okay with that?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:12

Check. Check.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:14

Roger that.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:15

So the first one says, Am I the asshole for making my boyfriend pay $14 for a rotisserie chicken because he ate the skin off of mine?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:28

Oh, I would do that too. Here goes the story.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:31

You're gonna say right off the gate. I'm gonna say right out the gate, I'm gonna say that was a dick move. For him. Yep, no matter no matter what the rest of the story is, that was a dick move.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:40

Yes. Okay, so it's like the essence of the chicken. Yes. So Chris she says, my boyfriend has this habit where if I buy a rotisserie chicken, he'll walk into the kitchen and peel off pieces of the skin while it's sitting on the counter. Hell yeah. I have told him multiple times to please stop doing this because the skin is literally the best. Yesterday I bought one on my way home. Went upstairs to change, and I came back down to find that the chicken looked like it had been medically skinned. He hadn't even eaten any of the actual chicken, just the skin. All of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:14

What a fucking douchebag. No, no, no. Hold on though. Wait. No, keep going.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:20

He says, so I told him that he owed me money for a new chicken. He laughed because there's still an entire chicken there. But I was serious. I made him Ben mow me $14, which was actually a little more than the chicken cost, because I added a $5 being annoying fee. He did send it. He did send it. But now he's been telling people I charged him $14 for eating a few bites of chicken. And everyone thinks that I'm insane. I maintain that you cannot strip the entire crispy skin off another person's rotisserie chicken and then hide behind the technicality that the meat remains. Am I the asshole?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:55

No, not at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:55

I agree with this girl wholeheartedly. You are not the asshole, baby girl.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:59

That's the best part of the chicken. If he would have gone and picked it up half. Right. And their agreement was half this fucking bird is mine anyway, then fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:08

Right. But I don't think that was the agreement. I don't think so either.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:10

I think he just fucking stole it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:12

I think that was her whole chicken, and he just ate all of the skin.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:16

Yeah, fuck you. Give me my money. And I don't want your stupid chicken. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:21

Um said I'm the offender in this situation. Yes. Well, no.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:26

Um, it is a it is a dick move. It is a dick move. Also very, very impressive.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:34

That's pretty good. I will give them that. It's pretty quick to skin a chicken.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:37

And holy shit, that would be good, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:40

I would do that. I would do that if if you came out, I would be more like, that's fucking amazing. Because you say you come out and there ain't a skin on that bird. Yeah. None of the meat is disturbed. Yeah. It's just a skin. Which is what she describes.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:53

Which is what she described. A medically skinned chicken.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:56

So I'm like, that's pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:58

That is impressive. And if you want to do that, fine. Send me a few bucks and I'll buy you your own chicken. Yeah. You can eat all of the skin, but leave mine alone.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:06

I'm just saying I'd pay 14 bucks to see somebody do that. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:11

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:12

Fair enough. As long as it wasn't me paying $14 to see somebody take it from me.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:17

Right.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:17

That would piss me off.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:20

I really like the $5 extra fee for being annoyed. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:24

There's got to be a dick. A cunch fee.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:29

Yeah. So are we all in agreement that she is not the asshole? She's not the asshole. I like coming here because I can say things I can't say on my radio show.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:42

Say whatever you want here. It might not stay, but you can still say it.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:46

It's the same thing as the same thing as the dress code. I come to your show, I wear your dress code. You come here, you wear whatever the fuck you want when you come here. There ain't no dress code.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:57

I like the dress code. I do enjoy it.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:00

It's not like I could do that now.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:01

They are ready to do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:03

No, I know. We can't copy them.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:05

You should uh make people wear leather.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:09

Yeah, that's hot little room. Sweating. But we're all sweating in here. Clothes in here. Awesome. You must wear a leather jacket. Anything leather. Anything leather. Leather pants.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:22

Leather underwear.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:23

But it can't be shoes. Shoes don't count. Right. It has to be an article of clothes.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:27

True. And if you're gonna chimp out and say, I'm gonna wear this leather jacket, okay? Well, put it on, fuzz nuts. You're wearing it in the room.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:36

You better not take it off.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:39

Chimp out. Chimp out, that's what that guy did uh with the brass nuts. Yes. He chimped out.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:49

Okay. I do have another one ready.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:52

Sweet.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

Am I the asshole for wanting my Tupperware back? On two occasions, I have brought a coworker slash friend an extra portion of my leftovers to work just to be kind. Both times she has not returned my Tupperware to me. Going so far as taking it home with her to have the food for dinner instead of eating it at work for lunch. Frankly, the food was extra, so I don't care. But the Tupperware? That costs money. I asked if she was gonna bring them back to me, and she just said, nah, I'll have to buy you a new set for Christmas or something. And I was floored. Am I the asshole?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:26

Well, did you do anything? Because it doesn't sound like you like you were an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:32

No, she did she didn't say edit to add, I will not be giving her food again. So she's like, I'm not I'm not gonna make her food anymore. I made her food all the time. Now I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:41

I feel like that's that's fine. Yeah. Like, okay, you learned your lesson. Yep. Yeah, you didn't give me my shit back, so I'm not giving you that anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:51

I think maybe she's more asking, like, am I being dramatic for wanting this back?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:55

No, she has every right to ask for the shit back. You were being nice giving her the food to begin with.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:59

Right, a person should have current, you know, give me my tupper.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:02

But now I just I was raised to wash that shit up and bring it back to her. Well, and maybe this chick, it wasn't, and she just shit canned it. But then if that's the case, replace it immediately.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:13

Right.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:13

You don't have to give me mine back. That's fine. Buy me something new, but do it right away. I want my shit back.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:18

Oh, yeah, no, just no more lunch for you.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:20

But there's also that Tupperware that's kind of replaceable. Cheapy cheapy. That's what I mean. And maybe that's what it was. And to her, she's like, that could be that was my dead father-in-law's fucking salad bowl. That was that.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:39

That was good. So no, I don't think this person's an ass. No. But I do think they're a little bit of a sissy pants.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:45

A little bit. Yeah. Sissy pants. That's your final verdict. Yes. Sissy pants. Or a sissy pants.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:52

Or a sissy pants. Say something to them. Do something about it. Okay, no, I have to find more. So.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:58

Oh, I have a I have a fun fact. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Actually, it's more of like a fact. What happened to this person? So what happened was What had happened was Um Did you got that fire?

SPEAKER_07 1:12:10

Anybody?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:11

I'm going to murder her name, but that's okay. Oh, here we go. Yi Mengwan survived the devastating Asian Asiana. Asian Asiana Airlines flight 214 crash in 2013 and was found alive on the runway afterward. Tragically, as emergency vehicles rushed through the smoke and the chaos, the 16-year-old was struck by a fire truck. Fuck you! Investigators later determined that she was run over by two emergency vehicles during the rescue response. Her story remains one of the most heartbreaking details of the disaster showing how confusion after a major accident can create further tragedy.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:59

Is she okay?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:59

Well no, I'm assuming she's dead. She got ran over twice.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:04

By a big truck. 16-year-old getting run over twice after surviving a plane crash.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:11

That's just really good.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:13

I suddenly don't feel bad about my life.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:18

I was gonna say, suddenly don't feel so religious. God really didn't like you.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:24

No. I want to get you to survive this horrifying, frightening thing just so I can fucking run you down twice.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:32

Oh. So that's no bueno. No, that would have sucked. So it was would the I know they have I respect my uh first responders and all that. Sure. Um but would they be considered the assholes in that equation?

SPEAKER_07 1:13:49

Uh I'm gonna say yes. Just because somebody got killed by them. But I'm also gonna assume that whoever it was that ran that person over also feels like they're the asshole, even though, hey fuck, this person I was not expecting a live person to be run into the fucking smoke and fire and uh chaos, actually. Yes, chaos, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:10

Chaos. Chaos.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:13

So I mean. Would I have run him down? I couldn't say whether I would have been paying attention or not either, you know.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:25

What if it was the same one? It was like, was that a kid?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:30

Was that in the road? Yep, that was in the road. Wait, boom, boom, boom, bum.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:38

Oh, that's terrible. R.A.P. That is terrible.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:42

That wasn't a very funny, like, fun fact.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:44

Well, I didn't say it was fun, but if you did actually actually at the beginning, you said fun fact. Oh no, I just said oh well getting run over twice is a fun fact. No, not fun fact. But it is a fact. So I'm the asshole. That's what you're saying. I'm the asshole. Oh, so I'm the asshole. So I'm the asshole. Fine. Fine. I'll own it. And that's fine. Do you want a fun fact now, though?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:11

Yes, if it's actually fun.

unknown 1:15:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:14

I shared this one on the radio show this past week.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:17

Oh, so it's gotta be at least maybe PG 13.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:21

Well, it's it's a fun fact. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:24

It's a fun fact.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:24

PG 13.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:26

Well, if it made it on your show, I'm I I think I'm just swearing. I would say I'm probably the most vulgar thing you guys have ever had on your show. No. I said cunt a bunch of times.

unknown 1:15:38

Fucking funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:41

We say cunt all the time on this. We do.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:44

And it's not a big deal at all.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:46

Well, the people in the UK use it as like a loving term of a gearbook. Yeah, that was called a cunt today. Settle down, you cunt. Settle down, you little cunt. Anyway, on November 18th, 2026, Voyager 1 will reach an incredible milestone.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:04

Did you say November?

SPEAKER_05 1:16:06

Yep, this November. Yep. Voyager 1 will reach an incredible milestone. It'll be one full light year day away from Earth. That means any signal sent from Earth traveling at the speed of light that will take an entire day to reach a spacecraft. Launched in 1977, Voyager 1 has spent nearly 50 years traveling through space, that has flown through the past giant planet that crossed the boundary of the solar system and became the most distant human-made object ever created. Even after billions of miles travel, it continues to send back to Earth information from interstellar space.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:49

Yes, it does. And also, it also malfunctioned several times, went dead for a while, and then came back to fucking life.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:57

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 1:16:59

And then they were able to do remote signals to it to get it to like shut parts of its system down. So it could keep going. Yep, so other parts could keep working.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:10

Reroute this to go to there so that it could get its signal back. Isn't that crazy? Yep. And that all happened in 1977. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:20

So I didn't find another, am I the asshole, but I found a funny confession.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:26

Funny confession.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:27

I, 26-year-old male, lied about being a chef to impress a girl. And now I have to host a cooking class. Three months ago, I panicked trying to impress my neighbor, Sarah, and I told her I was a chef specializing in French and Asian fusion. I hate Tom Han.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:45

He straight up lied like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:47

I maintained the lie by ordering expensive takeout, plating it nicely, and letting her see me toss the container. Not letting her see me toss the containers. It worked too well, and the whole apartment building found out and crowned me the resident culinary expert. The lie backfired when the building hosted a potluck and take me to bring a dish. Being broke, I bought five frozen lasagnas, baked them all in my own dishes, threw fresh basil on top, and called it rustic. Everyone lost their minds, and now Sarah wants a private cooking lesson this weekend. My actual skill stops at microwaving 101. How do I confess that I'm a fraud without ruining my chances?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:26

He's fucked. You can't. Yeah, he's fucked. He's gotta call in sick.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:31

Yeah. Someone says you can either practice or be honest with her. No. He's fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:38

Oh, dude, all you gotta do is find like one recipe.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:40

Yes. Right. Learn one dish, learn it really good, and teach her how to cook.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:44

Practice the fuck out of it for a week or something. They'll catch up with you. She finds out she's gonna be.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:52

Oh my god, my friend, my girlfriend wants to be doing that.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:56

The funny thing is though, they ate they opened like stuffers lasagna and thought it was like fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:05

Threw some fresh basil. Put in my own rusty of the day.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:11

Little Parmesan. There's a little rustic lasagna I threw in. Yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:16

And I have one other confession that is very short.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:19

That is gonna bite him in the ass.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:21

Oh yeah. Yeah, that's gonna catch him. This last confession confession is super short. I stuck a flashlight up my hoo ha to see if it would glow. It did not glow. It was a hundred lumens with pretty fresh batteries.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:40

How big of a flashlight. I'm assuming like a pen light. I have no idea. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:57

Did I see it?

SPEAKER_08 1:19:59

Oh yeah. It's like a diamond in the sky.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:04

Pictures or it didn't happen.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:05

Yeah, apparently it did not work.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:09

One of those like nautical spotlights.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:12

Like, what the fuck's going on?

SPEAKER_07 1:20:13

Well, you know, when you when you're a kid and you put the flashlight at the you know one on your finger and you look at it.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:19

You look at it, oh my god, I can see my bone.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:24

That's in the outside of your spray. That's where the thought process went. I wonder if it operated to a floodlight.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:33

Put the flashlight in your mouth, jackass. Yeah, see what happens then. Can you see it there?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:38

Yeah. You didn't have to go straight to your nanny. You didn't have to go straight there.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:44

Yeah, there's at least she didn't start with the butt.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:47

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:47

You're gonna want to watch it. Well, she probably knew that wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:50

That would just be absurd.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:52

Why is it gonna flashlight smell like jet?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:02

Really? That's where she went with it, huh?

SPEAKER_01 1:21:06

So those are the two that I found while I was working.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:12

Oh, yeah. Well, those were much funnier than Matt's fucking story.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:17

Matt's just like, this girl survived this horrifying event, and then they ran her the fuck down.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:23

Twice! Twice! Twice! She's dead now. Alright, your turn.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:28

Well, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:30

It goes from that to I put a flashlight up my Gucci.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:34

All I can say is, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:37

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:38

Well, that's probably a good time to cut this off.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:41

Yeah, good place to wrap it up, I'd say.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:44

Yes, well, thank you for coming out for our anniversary. And now, like I said earlier, you have to come out for everyone.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:49

Yep. This is just the rules now. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:53

Thanks for having us. Start every year. And uh yeah, uh listen to Rabbit Hole Radio. Rabbit Hole Radio. Do that on Rabbit Hole Radio 365 uh Rabbit Hole Thursday nights. Listen to it. Be cool. Yeah, and you can listen to it all week long, too.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:08

Not not just their episode, not just their Yeah, we play music, we do all that stuff all the time.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:14

Got their own radio show. It's like all the radio station. But thank you very much for having me. Thank you for coming on. Mom, thanks for hopping in here.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:21

Thank you, Danielle, for coming in for the last part. It was nice. It was nice to have a little cocktail, cocktail, a little nightcap before the Betty Bite time. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:31

Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:32

Thank you all for listening. Yes, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:34

Actually, yeah, sorry, happy birthday. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:37

Happy birthday!

SPEAKER_01 1:22:38

Happy anniversary to us.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:39

Happy, happy birthday to Alright, now I'm out though.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:46

Thank you all for listening.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:47

Yes, thank you very much. Good night. Good night. No, say it right.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:51

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:52

Good night.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:53

Good night.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:54

What am I supposed to say? Say good night.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:57

Do it.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:59

No. No! Just so everyone knows, you're all gonna sit and listen to this. I'm not cutting this out. This is gonna stay in until he says goodnight.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:08

Well, we're waiting. Good night.